01/28/2005: "swish, swish, swish..."

AC has returned in all of her glory. She’s wearing what can only be described as a fashion disaster – this low-cut black long sleeve shirt that shows off her hideously pale white skin and this very dark red (almost cranberry) long skirt that is tapered and makes her look even fatter than she actually is. Worst of all, it’s so tapered that it seems to literally be holding her legs together so she shuffles around and all you here is “swish, swish, swish,” as she storms around.

I so hope she farts today so the new girl can here her and then she’ll believe everything that we told her for the last two days…Right now she’s stuffing her face with her “snack” and her diet pepsi – and I can tell that the new girl is trying not to laugh because it’s exactly as we said.

She’s all but admitted that she called out sick because of the snow – oh I stand corrected, she just admitted that she called in sick because it was snowing. Stupid bitch.

Now she’s going on and on about how much snow there is and how her gutter fell off in the wind and there’s a wet spot on her ceiling.

Going home last night I was on a fairly crowded train and had to stand up most of the way. That wasn’t too bad – but I was across from this guy who was talking to this woman – and he was talking so loud that I think that even though the train was packed and there was the typical noise you have on every ride, that everyone could probably here this guy talk. Then the woman gets off and he pulls out his cell phone and starts talking even louder. That’s when the guy next to me looks up at him, puts his finger to his mouth and goes “shhhh…” and the guy just looks at him, then looks at me and I just look at him like “no shit, put the cell phone away.” So he goes to make another call and starts talking loudly and everyone around is like “shhh…” and he gets this indignant look on his face.

It was priceless – and worth standing in a packed train.

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Gee, it seems like everybody has an MBTA story right this week because of the snow.

You handled it better than I would have. I'd have been "accidentally" bumping into/elbowing him the whole time.

Karl said @ 01/28/2005 02:45 PM EST

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