01/27/2005: ""you know she farts a lot, don't you?""

If you ever need to make an animal trap, make sure that you can get yourself a two-foot long wire because wire is essential, animals can bite through string and twine.

See, helping you out should you ever be stuck in the wilderness and need to build an animal stare to get food to eat.

Annoying Coworker has the balls to call out sick again today – strangely the day after a major snow-storm on the south shore where she lives…hmmm…and considering she sounds neither nasally (beyond her normal horrible sounding voice) or otherwise sick, it appears she just doesn’t want to drive in the snow.

I hope someone says something to her when she comes back – I would love to watch her talk her way out of that one.

We spent the afternoon yesterday in the office telling the new girl all about how AC farts after she drinks diet pepsi, eats her snacks, or has lunch. I can’t believe I would spread such gossip about AC – but I just started it and then everyone in the office would come up to the new girl and be like “oh yeah, she farts like crazy…” and the new girl’s eyes just got bigger and bigger.

I can’t wait to see how the new girl responds when AC tries to talk to her now.

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